Grossest Nightmare...
so, this isn't really in keeping with the general HAPPY theme of HAPPY hour... but... i just woke up from the most disgusting nightmare i've ever had and i wanted to share and hear yours as well.
Okay, so it all started with my roommate(who doesn't drink) and i getting busted with smirnoff ices in our dorm. We proceeded to both simultaneously vomit into a trash can... and when we did it was full of little round balls that i explained were obviously just the YEAST. WHAT THE FUCK?
Then a lot of stuff happened that I don't remember.
Now, here's the syncher for me that made me wake up/stay awake and slightly sick.
I dreamt that my friend was bleaching my hair because i had decided to just dye it all pink.. but when she started rinsing it out my hair started coming out in horrible clumps.... think wet barbie hair, before it was completely plastic. And so we both started crying hysterically, and i looked in the mirror and in the places where it had already fallen out, my hair follicles were swelling up and blood was like bubbling out.
and my friend explained that this was how "THEY GOT IT OUT." WHAT THE FUCK?
i'm seriously still very ill from this nightmare.
top it.
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dry-bones pwns
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