[Renwood]

Junior in high school; friend was watching his sister's house, and brought out a few bottles of cheap Vodka. Liberal use of hot tub ensured that instead of slowly falling into a buzz, the brunt of the alcohol hit all at once after getting out of the warm water. Puked and puked and puked and puked.

Went back the next day and did it again. Less hot tub, but more creamer and Kahlua.

Most of my anecdotes portray me in situations like two guys in a hot tub. Take that for what you will. There's a reason I didn't like Reagan.