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Re: First time you drank/ Drinking stories.
Old 04-22-2008, 04:12 PM   #9
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First time I got drunk I was 17 or 18, and my friend and I split a bottle of vanilla vodka.

I made some bad habits that first night, and they've really stuck with me.

We probably put down 4 or 5 shots in 15 minutes, and as usual with hard liquor, it doesn't really hit me hard till 45 minutes later. So, I probably downed another 4 or 5 shots before the initial wave hit believing that I wasn't drunk.

I got my ass kicked. But it was good, we went on an adventure to get food from Jewel, and we did it on foot. Walking around my town drunk gave me a new perspective of life. I peed on a car, I peed on Jewel...I ran into my manager at Jewel, which is always good times. Then, we passed out by a lake for a little.

I picked up a second bad habit that night. It turns out that when I'm drunk cigarettes are the most amazing thing in the world. I probably chain smoked 15 cigs in like 45 minutes that night. Then I threw up. I guess my virgin body couldn't handle two new experiences in one night, liquor and tobacco...

I think I was slightly sick the next morning, but that was probably because of the cigarettes. Since then, I still LOVE to smoke stuff when I'm drunk. Cigarettes, cigars...you name it it is delicious. The only thing that enhances smoking more than booze is weed.

Anyway, I prefer beer as my method to get drunk because 3 beers will leave me tipsy, but 3 shots doesn't do anything - until 45 minutes later. And, by then, I'll put down 6 or 7 more shots. Ugghhh.

I blacked out all alone and threw up one night, that was my life-or-death experience, I guess I could have died by chocking on my vomit. I don't like blacking out, so yeah. Nowadays I enjoy a tipsy buzz, and beer is just delicious.
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