[Typhoid]

First time I drank it was my sister's wedding and I was my brother-in-laws best man. I was 15, ad it was an open bar. I was wearing a suit, and had short hair spiked up at the time, and since I was bigger back then, apparently I looked 19.


But the first time I got super drunk, I was 16 or 17. I ended up forgetting my own name, and coming home with only my boxers. My mom gave me advil and kindly guided me to bed.


But now, I can drink like a fish if I want to. I won't stay sober, obviously. But I carry myself really well from time to time, so it's hard to tell how drunk I am. Assume the answer is : very. A few weekends ago I ended up drinking an entire 40 of Rum to myself (with mix, of course) and didn't die, nor fall flat on my face.


Friday was my birthday. Went to the bar. Forgot everything after about 8pm. Was cut-off at about 10pm. Left the bar, and apparently walked into a bush on my way home, or was attacked by Werewolves. I also spent a mystery 8 dollars on the way from the bar to my house. But I have no idea what on, or where.

There's probably more entertaining stories. But they're mostly from nights I don't want to really bring up anymore.