[Dyne]

Jeff, I'm sorry. I don't want to be the bad guy. But I don't know what's worse - the fact you're openly admitting to smurfing an account known as Cheez-Its, which is a bannable offense nearly everywhere, or the fact you just used three of our real names, when you cried foul when we called you by yours. I'm sorry, you no longer qualify for modship, despite what ancient tablets may have been telling you, and I'm afraid we are going to have to suspend your account for a while before you try pulling a stunt like this again.

Furthermore, please do not try to circumvent this ban by registering any more users. We were fully aware of Cheez-Its the moment you registered it.

Your ban will be lifted in exactly a week. Please exercise your willingness to abide by our rules; we might consider shortening this ban on terms of good behaviour.