Cynical.
Stubborn.
Opinionated.
Blunt.
Rude.
Introvert extrovert.
Attention seeker.
Hopelessly ethical (I have given up on morals - they're meaningless)
Imaginative.
Random.
As the Spark told me:
You are a JUDGE (Dominant Introverted Concrete Thinker). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But donīt think you donīt act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.
While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.
Apparently all my friends agree this sums me up to a tee, so I'm happy.
You can see a whole bunch of my psyche tests results
here.