[Dylflon]

Hey Strangler. There's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time.

Now, before I do, let me preface it by saying that this has nothing to do with your opinions per se. But just over the years, you have gradually weathered me to a point annoyed frustration. I dig what you're out there doing. It must be tough being the one guy on the boards that nobody generally sides with in arguments. And you have even helped put Typhoid in perspective for me. I have now realized that he exists entirely as an antithesis to you. Arguing as annoyingly as possible but on whatever side that you're not on. But why does nobody side with you I wonder?

Is it because there's some sort of SPOOOOKY liberal media out there brainwashing us all and you are the only real beacon of truth? You have been many things over the years. You've been a true Bush supporter through and through even through the times that we all noticed him driving your country into the ground and getting you all involved in illegal wars. You have been there as a watch dog to attack the sinister leftist television and movie personalities. And you have also always been there to argue in thousands of paragraphs against any and all who have opinions that differ from yours.

We've had an interesting relationship. And I've got to know you somewhat well over the years.

And it's with all this in mind that I want to tell you to go eat a dick.