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Originally Posted by Bond
They could lose to the Steelers... maybe...
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The can lose to the Eagles - if there is a terrible flu pandemic on the New England roster, causing Brady to miss half the game due to frequent bowel movements, where he comes back 11:34 into the 3rd quarter, and only the 6th play of a drive gets sacked from behind and lands awkwardly on his right side, and fractures his forearm in 3 places, thusly causing the Patriots to lose the game, and Brady to have trouble wiping his own ass.