[Storm Eagle]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with a dyslexic with an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?
Ever tried taking a rib from a black guy?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's going to eat."

What happened when Napoleon went to Mt. Olive?
Popeye got pissed.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because her man kicked her out.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.

Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute. She can always wash her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 2,000 people went down on the Titanic.

Lorena Bobbit married a Russian guy. What's her new name now?
Lorena Kutyakokov.

Did you hear about the car accident involving Lorena Bobbitt?
Some dick cut her off.

Did you hear about Michael Jackson canceling out on a court case because of a stomach ache?
He ate a nine-year-old weenie.