[Neo]

Season 3 online!

If you are reading this then I have escaped justice by dying from natural causes. Do not worry, for I will always be close by, mocking you and your attempts to find at least some temporary respite from your hollow, meaningless lives. Over the course of my life I had several wives (at the same time), struck it rich, and eliminated three of my enemies. What have all of you done with your lives? Nothing! Dean, you and Mia went off to college to become educated, but you must be retarded since I was able to convince you to plug your little sister. Chester, you were on your way to the top of the substandard housing industry when you had to embarrass all of us by becoming pregnant. And Ursula, don’t even get me started on you. I wish I had convinced Sherry to have an abortion. Anyway, I know you little blood-sucking whores are after my money, but I’m not going to make it easy on you. As Larry the Lawyer has instructed, Dean will have to defeat Jack in a contest of money-making abilities before he can win my estate. Dean, if you win you can keep everything yourself or share the love with the family if so choose, much the same way you shared your love with Mia in bed, you filthy degenerate. If you lose, a chimpanzee named Bananas will have the pleasure of making you his bitch on national television. And Jack, while it’s true your grandfather was a talentless loser who tried to steal my beloved Ester, I feel I owe you an apology since it wasn’t your fault you were raised by a gutless pencil-necked dweeb. Here’s your chance for revenge, though it wouldn’t surprise me if you’re the one who ends up playing soggy biscuit with a primate. See you in hell, bitches!