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GameMaster · 10-23-2006, 03:33 PM

I'm an usher manager. Except we call it floor. So I'm a floor manager. I don't handle scheduling though, that's for the general manager. And every Friday and Saturday from about 7:00-10:00 P.M. we get completley screwed. That's when everyone goes to the movies so every auditorium that lets out is usually full and thus trashed to hell. There's simply no way of getting out of it alive. The older movies or less popular ones have to be sacrafised and passed over in favor of cleaning the ones that matter like this past weekend the priorities were Flags of Our Fathers, Marie Antoinette, The Prestige, and Departed.

I have to side with Robert McCutchan. We have garbage cans outside every auditorium. Whatever people purchase from our confection stands and walk into theatres with is what they should be walking out with to dispose of at the nearest trash can. But they walk out empty handed because they're lazy, f---ing pigs. We should only be cleaning what accdientally falls out of their hand or mouth; bits of popcorn, the occasional straw wrapper, and a napkin here and there. The worst is used tissue though. Do NOT leave your f---ing used tissues in the arm rest cup holders.

There are some aisles full of popcorn. It's like people take their bags of popcorn and dump them on the floor after the movie is over. I wish there was some way I could link the garbage to it's respective owner so when garbage does get left behind, I could automatically teleport to the person(s) house. So they come home, open the front door, and, "SURPRISE! Here's all the F---ING SH-T you 'accidentally' left behind. I would've put it in the Lost and Found for ya, but I wanted to make sure you got it! Have a enjoyable evening, mother f---er!"

I wish Samuel L. Jackson would say that to them.

10-23-2006, 03:33 PM	#9
GameMaster ★★★ GameMaster is offline Now Playing: Posts: 14,194	Re: If you're going to the movies... I'm an usher manager. Except we call it floor. So I'm a floor manager. I don't handle scheduling though, that's for the general manager. And every Friday and Saturday from about 7:00-10:00 P.M. we get completley screwed. That's when everyone goes to the movies so every auditorium that lets out is usually full and thus trashed to hell. There's simply no way of getting out of it alive. The older movies or less popular ones have to be sacrafised and passed over in favor of cleaning the ones that matter like this past weekend the priorities were Flags of Our Fathers, Marie Antoinette, The Prestige, and Departed. I have to side with Robert McCutchan. We have garbage cans outside every auditorium. Whatever people purchase from our confection stands and walk into theatres with is what they should be walking out with to dispose of at the nearest trash can. But they walk out empty handed because they're lazy, f---ing pigs. We should only be cleaning what accdientally falls out of their hand or mouth; bits of popcorn, the occasional straw wrapper, and a napkin here and there. The worst is used tissue though. Do NOT leave your f---ing used tissues in the arm rest cup holders. There are some aisles full of popcorn. It's like people take their bags of popcorn and dump them on the floor after the movie is over. I wish there was some way I could link the garbage to it's respective owner so when garbage does get left behind, I could automatically teleport to the person(s) house. So they come home, open the front door, and, "SURPRISE! Here's all the F---ING SH-T you 'accidentally' left behind. I would've put it in the Lost and Found for ya, but I wanted to make sure you got it! Have a enjoyable evening, mother f---er!" I wish Samuel L. Jackson would say that to them.