I want to go to Japan and pick up a million cheap video game things at Akihabara. I'd spend three days straight there.
Then I'd probably consider going to Scotland and seeing the Castles.
Then I'd go to the Scandinavias and view the local boobs... I mean.. attractions.

No, seriously, my dad went to Norway when he was ten, and he said the boobs there are fantastic. Somehow, I got the Pig gene from my father and I need to confirm this with my own eyes.