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Neo · 05-21-2006, 01:55 AM

Cashier: The Phantom Burger comes with no condiments, but we bring them to you as you want them.

Customer: So if I want mustard and lettuce you will bring them to me?

Cashier: Well no we don't have those condiments, but we can bring you anchovies and deviled eggs.

Customer: That sounds disgusting. I don't want those condiments.

Cashier: But we bring them to you as you want them, you don't ever have to get up and come to the counter.

Customer: Why would you do that?

Cashier: Because you're going to pay us $19.95 per month for our burger service.

Customer: Phuck off.

05-21-2006, 01:55 AM	#3
Neo Former CEO Neo is offline Location: Longhorn country Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour Posts: 6,528	Re: If Infinium Labs entered the fast food industry Cashier: The Phantom Burger comes with no condiments, but we bring them to you as you want them. Customer: So if I want mustard and lettuce you will bring them to me? Cashier: Well no we don't have those condiments, but we can bring you anchovies and deviled eggs. Customer: That sounds disgusting. I don't want those condiments. Cashier: But we bring them to you as you want them, you don't ever have to get up and come to the counter. Customer: Why would you do that? Cashier: Because you're going to pay us $19.95 per month for our burger service. Customer: Phuck off. __________________ I write for Cracked. So can you! Last edited by Neo : 05-21-2006 at 02:01 AM.