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If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
Old 05-18-2006, 11:39 AM   #1
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Default If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

LOL 'thida... I had to...

Quote:
Customer: Hi, so this is the new Ninty Burger eh? Looks nice!

Cashier: Thank you, can I help you?

Customer: Sure, can I have the 'wii burger' ?

Cashier: Sure, but first you gotta Wii...

Customer: Eh?

Cashier: Bathroom is that way...*points*

Customer: Uhmm..... ok... I guess I had to go anyway.... nice guess!

*Customer comes back*

Cashier: Alright, your Wii burger is ready.

Customer: Awesome! How much do I owe you

Cashier: That'll be 2.99

Customer: Great, here you go

*cashier accepts money, gives change*

Customer: Hey so where is it?

Cashier: Here you go

*Cashier hands him 2 controller devices and turns on the LCD on the counter. A nice juicy burger appears on the LCD*

Cashier: Now... all you gotta do is move the controllers in a fashion to pick up the burger and make pretend like your going to eat it.

Customer: Wow this is awesome!

*Customer performs, has a little trouble and drops the burger on the LCD, picks it back up and then motions towards his mouth. The burger disappears*

Cashier: EXCELLENT! Thank you come again!

Customer: Wait a minute... thats it??

Cashier: Yessirree..

Customer: But I didn't even eat nuffin!

Cashier: You sure did! You successfully ate the Wii burger!

Customer: That was a friggin image!

Cashier: It's not about what you see, it's about how you do sir..

Customer: Forget this!

*Customer leaves*
rebuttle if you will... this is just a retalliation to Teuth's post hehehe

All in good fun really.
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