It was better with Vin Diesel anyway.
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Vin Diesel can touch MC Hammer.
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Vin Diesel was actually 'Born with it' and has been quoted as saying, "**** Maybelline."
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Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bull****". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, mother****er!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skull****s mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.
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If you spin Vin Diesel's head 4 times counterclockwise a leprechaun is created.
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The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Vin Diesel, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
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Vin Diesel can draw a lens flare in MS Paint
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Sorry about the stomach flu. I constantly have stomach problems.