Simple things you cannot do
I ripped this idea off another site. Basically you list simple things that for some reason you are incapable of doing. For example I cannot whistle even if my life depended on it.
I have a hard time spelling simple words. Seriously, I've always scored low in spelling. In elementary school I was disqualified in the spelling bee in the 1st round for spelling bowl as b-o-l-e.
I cannot make a respectable sound when I snap my fingers.
I have an impeccable sense of direction, but I always get lost because I can never remember the layout of the roadways.
I'm not afraid of needles, but I can't have my eyes or teeth examined without feeling like I'm going to pass out. Nor can I watch this happening to someone else.
I can't throw a football in a spiral.
I have a hard time looking someone in the eye when I shake their hand.
At work I can't ever remember the name of the person calling me, so I have to make something up in the comm logs.
I can't open capri suns without destroying the straw.
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