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Re: Conspiracy?
Old 03-30-2006, 05:11 PM   #8
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Well in order for the argument to be made that 9/11 was planned and acted on by the US government, several things must also be true:

1) Osama Bin Laden and Al Quaeda (I know I'm spelling that wrong) are employees of the United States since they have taken credit for everything and are willing conspirators.

2) Al Quaeda attacks on US property, going back nearly two decades, were all planned by the US is preparation for 9/11.

3) Since the attacks span several presidencies by two separate political organizations, our polical process is a ruse and we are constantly manipualted by a shadow government that is most likely headed by the boards of all the major corporations.

4) We can only be saved from this cladestine manupulation and corruption by Chuck Norris when he repels down the side of Mount Rushmore and crashes through the giant glass window of the shadow goverment's board room and kills them all with his AK-47 (with grenade launcher attachment). I imagine his clever one liner to be something like this: "better call 911, f**kers" and then he blows them all to smithereens.

Yes, it makes for an exciting action thriller, but I doubt thats what really happened.

Like I stated before... if you think that the United States is the greatest evil in the world, you will lap this conspiracy nonsense up as if it were unfettered truth.

If you have an ounce of objectivity in your body, you'll make the quick logical analysis that I just numbered, and recognize it for what it really is: Rubbish.
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