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Originally Posted by Dylflon
"Alpha, Rita has escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitudes!"
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"... and make sure they are a culturally and racially diverse team for the sake of this show's political correctness. For our own enjoyment though, I would like you to give them each their own personally stereotyped colored battle suit. Yes, that means the white female will receive a pink suit. The Asian female will receive a yellow suit. And the token black guy will get... a black suit of course!
And one more thing Alpha, be sure to exclaim the phrase, 'Ai yai yai yai yai' like a full fledged idiot anytime we encounter a challenge or situation out of the ordinary. Because afterall, robots are programmed to act like f---ing idiots under stressful times."
The original opening is still the best.