Well, if you just want to blow **** up, why not get a 3D version of Battleship?
But I dont agree with you on one thing. You say "great games are no fun".
You would think the "no fun" factor would take away from the "great game" factor. Because sure, a game can be full of micromanagement, good graphics/sounds etc. But if the funability of the game isn't all too, well, fun, it's not that great of a game, is it?
However, it sounds like a good game, maybe for an evening or so anyways.