1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.
1. Write a novel that lives longer than anyone alive today or tomorrow
2. Star in an artistic movie
3. Star in a blockbuster movie
4. Write/edit an autobiography/biography (its complicated)
5. Learn to play the violin
6. Make the English high school curriculum better
7. Win a Dr. Pepper drinking contest
2. Seven things I can do.
1. Act
2. Sell a Harkins Theatres souvenir cup
3. Learn a lot of useless information
4. Go through the first three dungeons of OoT without ever thinking a single thought about the game itself
5. Read
6. Imagine how I would adapt other people's stories to different mediums
7. Drink a whole lot of Dr. Pepper
3. Seven things I can't do.
1. Smoke
2. Drink alchohol
3. Sing
4. Draw
5. Fight
6. Talk on the phone legibly
7. Go na hour without drinking Dr. Pepper
4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.
1. Not, um, a guy
2. Not, uh, evil
3. Not, er, smelly
4. Not, eh, ugly
5. Not, er, stupid
6. Not, oh, slutty
7. Not, hm, dead
5. Seven things I say the most.
1. For the same price as a large drink you can upgrade that to a souvenir cup. With this cup, for the rest of the year, you can refill it for only one dollar, plus you can take it to Krispy Kreme, refill there for a dollar, and get a free glazed doughnut.
2. Would you like a pretzel/drink/popcorn with that?
3. Welcome to Harkins.
4. Thank you, and enjoy your movie.
5. Thank you for choosing Harkins. Have a good day/afternoon/evening/night.
6. Groovy
7. Because God hates you.
6. Seven celebrity crushes. (Mind you, I personally don't like the word "crush" in this context.)
1. Umm... I dunno
2. No...
3. *shrugs*
4. Can't think of any...
5. Like who?
6. Still no...
7. Hmm... Maybe Cloe on Smallville? She's kind of pretty...
7. Seven things that make me uncool.
1. I don't like to party.
2. I watch cartoons

3. I play video games.
4. I follow the rules O_O
5. I'm a virgin
6. Fish scare me
7. I look a little bit like a little kid
/me shrugs and walks away