[Dyne]

Hooray! A message board meme!

1.Seven things I plan to do before I die.

1. Have children
2. Have my name in the credits of 10 things at least.
3. Own a nice house
4. Learn piano and organ
5. Learn guitar/bass guitaer
6. Grow a massive beard
7. Have at least one Guiness record

2. Seven things I can do.

1. Play many instruments
2. Listen
3. Write A essays in one night
4. Make a mean omelette
5. Change brakepads, change oil, switch tires, fix spark plugs, etc.
6. Get a woman's number and email within 2 minutes
7. Enjoy any game.

3. Seven things I can't do.

1. Math.
2. Physics.
3. Student Loan papers.
4. Play piano well
5. Play guitar/bass well
6. 10 full rounds of Bas Rutten's all-around training tape, 3 minute rounds, without lying on the floor at least once
7. Sleep without some release.

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.

1. Conversation
2. Confident
3. Dark hair
4. Uses a machete to cut through red tape
5. Short Skirt
6. Long Jacket
7. Eyes that burn like cigarettes

5. Seven things I say the most.

1. "Yeah"
2. "Definitely"
3. "Crazy"
4. "Really?"
5. "Makes sense."
6. "Hah."
7. "Nerd."

6. Seven celebrity crushes.

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Morena Baccarin
3. Jewel Staite
4. Kristin Kreuk
5. Natassia Malthe
6. Alia Shawkat
7. Famke Janssen

7. Seven things that make me uncool.

Nothing comes to mind.