Thanks for the wishes, everybody. ^_^ And no, I didn't get a 360, but I did get:
King Rat by James Clavell (from girlfriend <3)
Ford Prefect Yarn Doll (from girlfriend <3)
External Hard Drive, 80 gb (which is a damn sight better than my 20 gb I've had since forever. Jesus)
Super Mario Strikers (So, so, so, so, so much ******* fun! Although Sean served mine and my girlfriend's asses for a whole streak with Yoshi until we finally beat him.)
Sweet shirt for barhopping
New pajamas
Gameboy Advance (from Sean)
Megaman Collection (from Dylflon, which disappointingly didn't work on either of my Gamecubes, so I traded it in for Taiko Drum Master which is kick ass.)
I also went out and had a Molson Canadian in the company of my family/girlfriend over an expensive seafood dinner. And it was good.
I also had a Monte Cristo coffee for dessert and it was good too. I'm liking this whole legal thing.