[Typhoid]

PS. Dylan, dont say "chill". "Chill" is like saying "I'm a loser with nothing to do, so instead of saying I'm doing nothing but sitting alone without any of my friends, I'm going to say something that gives the illusion I'm with tons of people hanging out."

Where I initially read that made it funnier, go figure.


Anywhoo.


Today I'm getting a bunch of minor food ready for tomorrow. (Cutting meat, putting food on trays and whatnot)

Tonight I'm going to my grandpa's house from my moms side, who lives a whopping block away.

Tomorrow I open presents, and then have a mad rush to make Christmas dinner, and set up. Because we always have our family here every year.

And Boxing Day I'll no doubt stop at some place thats having a Boxing Day sale, then going to my grandpa's house, on my dads side, as per every year.

Where I shall consume sushi, and hang out with my sisters until 7pm. Where, at which point, as Boxing Day tradition states, me and my brother scurry upstairs to the bigscreen to watch the seemingly traditional Canucks Boxing Day game against Calgary.

And then the day after Boxing Day I have to go to my great Aunt's funeral. She died at 100. She got a handwritten letter from the queen. The Queen.