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Originally Posted by Happydude
nice story...i liked it! we should have more of these! 
and she drew the gun because a baseball bat is considered a weapon outside of the playing field, she drew the weapon to protect herself just in case. |
Our friend Andrew was walking home a bit drunk from a party one night, down a trail. Suddenly, a cop comes literally out of nowhere, shines a bright light in his face and starts questioning everything and then why he was so hesitant answering the questions. Our friend retorted, "wouldn't you be ****ting your pants if a cop came up to you in the middle of nowhere asking you stupid questions, shining a light right in your face?"
The cop said "Have a good night."
Cops around here are dumb.
Also, me and Andrew were walking home from our friend Brian's house, and these cops pull right over the lane in an intersection on to the curb to start questioning us just because we happened to stop to talk before we parted ways. YES, IF I'M GOING TO DEAL DRUGS, I'LL DO IT WIDE OPEN UNDER A STREET LIGHT AT AN INTERSECTION. You cops think I'm dumb? Jesus.