Has anyone heard of "Razor Ramon/Hard Gay"? He's a phenomenon in Japan who dresses up as a Village-people reject and goes around dry-humping things. Then he cries FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
He's been documented going into elementary schools and dry humping the kids. And the kids like it. He's even had people dress up as him. It's so great.
Here's one of many sites on his antics
http://www.avoidinglife.com/index.ph...ho_is_hard_gay
And the video that inspired it all.
http://www.avoidinglife.com/videos/hardgay.html
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO