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Originally Posted by jeepnut
*In russian accent*
In Soviet Russia, calendar schedules you!
Not sure where it's from. I learned it from my friends here. Communist jokes are always funny.
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I went to a Jazz festival in Idaho once, and one of the tenor saxophonists who is there every year is a Russian named Igor Butman. The year I went, there was this clinic, and it turned out being just a long boring talk fest for this guy named Pete Christlieb. He went on and on about his father and how he played basoon for the Wizard of Oz movie, and his time with the Max Weinberg group, and blah blah blah money blah blah blah.
So Igor Butman comes up, and his only advice is, "In Soviet Russia, cheque cashes you."
Standing ovation.