[Typhoid]

A few years ago, the indestructable jacket was found.

Me and Dylflon were at his house, and we wanted candy. Naturally, we decided to find the cheapest costumes avaliable, being simple, thin plastic alien masks.

It was cold, so I put on his dads jacket. It was the closest thing I could snag.

So we trekked with our masks and pillowcases in hand.

And about, right around the corner, I tripped on the curb coming off of someones property, and did one of those run faster while you're low to the ground to keep balance things, but instead I fell and landed on my right elbow. Maybe left, I dont know. Pretty sure it was my right. I have a scar on both in the same spot.

So my arm was all torn up, and cut deep, and bleeding lots.

yet the jacket had not a scratch on it.

Not a mother****ing scratch.


I also cherish the times me and Dylan would take out candy to his basement and barder with his little brother and his friends, in order to get more candy.

I always got lots.

I'm sneaky to impressionable children.