Yes...cummuffins...I was quite the mature first grader...
Sweet as in they contained a lot of sugar. Sweet again because of the frosting. Naughty as in naught, as in they didn't truly exist but were rather mental muffins. And teacher/student as in our class "baked" these fake muffins with our minds to help learn addition and subtraction. And here you go thinking dirty thoughts. You should be ashamed.
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