[Professor S]

I have a wedding the day before, so I won't be able to make the big Philly bash my freinds had planned, but I will be treated to free cuisine and stiff Vodka Gimlets so it all evens out.

As for the actual day, I will be handing out candy to kids with my girlfriend and her dad who is literally out of his friggin' mind from all the drugs and setroids he's on (heart transplant). I mean nuts. He asked for crayons and a coloring book in Red Lobster and then scratched a swastika into it. Friggin' loonie toons.