[Swan]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

I don't see the godly part of this chatbot. Seems like a run-of-the-mill chatbot to me.

Still good for a chuckle.

PS

Me:
h1ll0
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.
Me:
vvat?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
how cn u not undrstnd
God:
How much do you think it is?
Would you like to know more?
Me:
no, eye wondlt
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
so u r stumpped?>
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am stumpped. Are we still talking about eye wondlt?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
wat abut u?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hrm?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
2 wat?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
errrrrr
God:
In the context of hrm, I don't understand " errrrrr." .
Me:
I'll errrrr your hrm
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
do u want it 2?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
1337>?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.