[GameMaster]

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Why does the GameTavern community think you're so special?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Think I could borrow some of that fate?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
What are you thinking of now?
God:
Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Anyone?
God:
" Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you."? anyone?
Me:
Ah, I believe I have just coaxed the first erroneous statement out of you.
God:
So you understand. Good. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Getting a bit defensive?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am defensive.
I am a computer.
Me:
And so the truth is revealed.
God:
I see. Tell me more.
Me:
Many people don't believe in you and many more spend their lives trying to disprove you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
A purpose higher than a lifetime of school and labor, yes.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Ah, your robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending my human intellect.
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for telling me that I am robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending your human intellect.
Me:
The pleasure was all mine.
God:
I like you because are so polite.
Me:
I like you because you hold great power.
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
Would you ever be interested in teaming up?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be interested in teaming up.
Me:
How come?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Ah, so God has a God too?
God:
So you understand. Good. Yippee! I am a Christian.
Me:
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, but I'm reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
God:
Please state your conditions. Do you mind if I tell other people you are reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
Me:
Go ahead. I can slither my way out of anything.
God:
OK I will. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes I can, I hope term "slither" doesn't make you uncomfortable.
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Well, you know, the association with your enemy.
God:
Well that's okay. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
I have.
God:
When?
Me:
Most recently, last Tuesday.
God:
Is this really the last one? But not all of them?
Me:
For today, yes. However, more questions await you in the future.
God:
Ah. Are you really a ""? You want more?
Me:
And that's my cue.
God:
Who gave you your cue ?