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Neo · 10-06-2005, 01:00 PM

This Saturday is the 100th anniversary of the Red River Shootout, that time of the year when the Longhorns bitch-slap the helpless sooners and drive them back over the border to that craphole of a state they call oklahoma. I mean seriously, if the world were to receive an enema then Norman, OK is where you would connect the hose. I've driven through OK several times and I hated it each time. No one there knows how to drive.

Unfortunately the evil sooners have been triumphant for the past five years in a row. The last time Texas won I was a senior at UT. That was before Nintendo Dolphin was even a dream.

I hope Texas wins on Saturday, and you better too. If they lose again I am going to be forced to shut down GameTavern and leave the country.

Hook 'em Horns!

10-06-2005, 01:00 PM	#1
Neo Former CEO Neo is offline Location: Longhorn country Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour Posts: 6,528	Texas - OU 2005 This Saturday is the 100th anniversary of the Red River Shootout, that time of the year when the Longhorns bitch-slap the helpless sooners and drive them back over the border to that craphole of a state they call oklahoma. I mean seriously, if the world were to receive an enema then Norman, OK is where you would connect the hose. I've driven through OK several times and I hated it each time. No one there knows how to drive. Unfortunately the evil sooners have been triumphant for the past five years in a row. The last time Texas won I was a senior at UT. That was before Nintendo Dolphin was even a dream. I hope Texas wins on Saturday, and you better too. If they lose again I am going to be forced to shut down GameTavern and leave the country. Hook 'em Horns! __________________ I write for Cracked. So can you!