[GameMaster]

A console so fantastic, it will return Nintendo to the glory days of handmade hanafuda cards! Video games around the world will be tossed from their shelves and adopted by trash cans everywhere! Long gone will be the days of children's eyes being illuminated by the flash and bang of their TV screens. And in this wake of realization, the computer and internet shall fall as well. The joy of paper and toys returns! Down with electronics!