A watched pot never boils, my former Pepsi sponsoring friend, and with that being said, I congratulate you on acquiring two-thousand posts. Sure, you may not have as many posts as some of our new guys like Typhoid and Kyuzo. But you know, I've always considered you a 'quality not quantity' kind of guy. Your posts are sincere and well-thought out. Each one is a feast for the reader's mind. Your status as respectable member is also elevated by the friendship you and JS have sustained here. Here's to another two-thousand to boy with curly dark hair and crystal-clearwater eyes!
And for old time's sake, I present this:
