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Re: Most Embarassing Sexual Moments
Old 06-24-2005, 03:36 AM   #32
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Originally Posted by Link1130
Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...


/me shrugs and walks away
I read that 3 times, and I'm still not sure if I understood it right...
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