Hey, since when was it unacceptable to use the word ****? I use it all the time, and hardly anyone cares any more. The first time I uttered it was at the tender age of 11 in the middle of a deathly quiet maths exam. That was fun.
But then I've never really seen why people get so agitated about "swear" words anyway. They're just words. Which is more offensive? "**** off man, I got work to do tonight" or "You know, you really are the most moronic idiots it's been your families fortune ever to spit out of the shallow end of it's gene puddle"?
Words like **** and **** are just great for being expressive with. I knew this one girl who ****ed this **** and her mum told her she was a ****ing **** and that she'd probably break her ****ing ******, but the donkey didn't seem to mind.
The original "****" list was culled from the humour pages at
www.textfiles.com ages back, and resurfaces every now and again with new variations. But I've still never found jokes about nuclear death to be that hilarity invoking really.