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On a job application, when asked if he was bilingual, Vin Diesel wrote, "No. I only like girls."

Vin Diesel is the Holy Grail.

Vin Diesels pubic hair is made of depleted uranium.

If Vin Diesel was in the movie Battlefield Earth, it would have made $852 billion in box office revenue in its first thirty seconds of release.