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Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.

Vin Diesel can take digital photos by blinking.

When in Rome, Vin Diesel does not do as the Romans do.

Vin Diesel created the beloved character Mary Poppins. She is loosely based on Vin's own life, except his body count was a LOT higher.

Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual terducken.

My favorite so far: Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.