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Swan · 04-01-2005, 12:42 AM

He was a very funny man and he will be greatly missed.

My favorites were something like this:
"I just bought a two bedroom house. But isn't it my say on how many bedrooms there are, this bedroom has a toilet in it. This one has a oven. This bedroom is over in the guys house. Hey you, you've got one of my bedrooms, give it back."
"I stayed at my friends house and he said I had to sleep on the floor. Damn gravity."
"People always say, 'I don't care if you're black, white, purple or green.' Wait, purple or green, you got to draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people, unless they're suffocating, then help them."

RIP

04-01-2005, 12:42 AM	#10
Swan Hey It's AIDS Swan is offline Location: Doesn't matter where, just know I'm rockin' it Now Playing: Posts: 3,955	Re: RIP Mitch Hedberg He was a very funny man and he will be greatly missed. My favorites were something like this: "I just bought a two bedroom house. But isn't it my say on how many bedrooms there are, this bedroom has a toilet in it. This one has a oven. This bedroom is over in the guys house. Hey you, you've got one of my bedrooms, give it back." "I stayed at my friends house and he said I had to sleep on the floor. Damn gravity." "People always say, 'I don't care if you're black, white, purple or green.' Wait, purple or green, you got to draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people, unless they're suffocating, then help them." RIP __________________ Wooden Pint.