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Neo · 03-12-2005, 11:59 PM

This afternoon I bought Star Fox:Assault.

This evening I beat it.

I'm not kidding.

If you could see my face, you would know I am not kidding.

After I "finished" it I was left asking myself "um, what just happened? Is this really the Star Fox game we've all waited so long for?" SFA is pretty, no doubt about that. It got a substantial graphics boost from its N64 incarnation. As far as improvements go that is IT. The flying missions are broken up by pointless landmaster and on-foot missions which are more tedious than fun. The few flying missions that are present are buggy and lack polish. I feel sorry for anyone else who paid for this $50 tech-demo.

03-12-2005, 11:59 PM	#1
Neo Former CEO Neo is offline Location: Longhorn country Now Playing: Silent Hill: Downpour Posts: 6,528	Namco butchered Star Fox This afternoon I bought Star Fox:Assault. This evening I beat it. I'm not kidding. If you could see my face, you would know I am not kidding. After I "finished" it I was left asking myself "um, what just happened? Is this really the Star Fox game we've all waited so long for?" SFA is pretty, no doubt about that. It got a substantial graphics boost from its N64 incarnation. As far as improvements go that is IT. The flying missions are broken up by pointless landmaster and on-foot missions which are more tedious than fun. The few flying missions that are present are buggy and lack polish. I feel sorry for anyone else who paid for this $50 tech-demo. __________________ I write for Cracked. So can you!