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Namco butchered Star Fox
Old 03-12-2005, 11:59 PM   #1
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Angry Namco butchered Star Fox

This afternoon I bought Star Fox:Assault.


This evening I beat it.


I'm not kidding.


If you could see my face, you would know I am not kidding.


After I "finished" it I was left asking myself "um, what just happened? Is this really the Star Fox game we've all waited so long for?" SFA is pretty, no doubt about that. It got a substantial graphics boost from its N64 incarnation. As far as improvements go that is IT. The flying missions are broken up by pointless landmaster and on-foot missions which are more tedious than fun. The few flying missions that are present are buggy and lack polish. I feel sorry for anyone else who paid for this $50 tech-demo.
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