Fox's father : "Never give up fox, you must use the force"
Starfox: "Who are you?"
Fox's father: "I am Andross, your real father"
Starfox: " NOooooooooooooooo, I don't believe it......"
Andross: "But it's true"
*volin music starts to play*
Starfox: " how come you never wrote me?*
Andross: " Well I was busy trying to take over the universe and stuff plus I had so many women I had to test and see if you were legit, you wouldn't believe how much I get harrassment for child care money"
Starfox: " Wait a second, you don't have the necessary tools for intercourse"
Andross: " Your right, I was lying, bwhahhahaaah"
*Andross drops an H bomb on Fox"
Starfox: " Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
*Slippy on the intercom*
Slipppy: " Fox....Noooooooo, Fox, Fox, Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"
Yup that's how my storyline would go, I think Nintendo should hire me.
