[Ginkasa]

After working my way to fame and fortune (the kind that keeps you famous [like John Wayne], not 15 minute famous [like Survivor winner person]), gaining momentum in the polictical world, using my then mass influence to subvert some threat or another, I will have been voted into becoming the leader of the world.

The reign will have brought such a wonderous period of peace and prosperity that scientists everywhere will come together to create a youth potion that will keep me healthy and strong no matter how old I become.

At 75, I will have led the world for many years, spreading love and peace among the people. Despite my years, I shall appear to be a spry young man of 45 (relatively speaking).

My children and grandchildren will be sparse. Since the last thing I want is to create a civil war over my throne...err...office, I have only a few children to keep the possible heirs to a minimum.

I will live in a secret underground bunker in the moon to keep me safe from any possible assassins, although from the great pains taken to ensure my comfort, I might as well be living in Hawaii.

My 75th birthday will be spent taking my rare trip to Earth to spread my glorious face among the planet, allowing the people to praise my great deeds and divine greatness. The gifts I shall receive shall be numerous. They will shine with the gratitude and wealth of the billions of people under my rule.

At age 75, I will be the greatest leader this world has ever or will ever know.


/me shrugs and walks away