Hehehe...I found it mildly funny. I enjoy laughing at other people's expense. Besides, she's fine.
A few years ago, my dad, who was in his late 30's, accidently put this stuff called "Swimmers Ear" in his eye. It's stuff you use to dry the water out of your ears after you swim.
The bottle looked exactly the same as the eye drop bottle almost, and the drops are the same color and consistancy. It didn't feel too good though.
The Swimmer's ear has alcohol and such in it.