[Acebot44]

This is something that the guys over at the GameFAQs forums made up.....I'm going to hell for laughing at this......the Fresh Prince Phuket Parody...

I'd like to tell you a story all about how
I was neck deep in water and almost drowned
It'll only take a moment and you'll never forget
the time I got TSUNAMI'D in a town called Phuket.

On vacation in Asia, everything fine
My family and I, payin' the weather no mind
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
Then I saw the water churnin' in the motel pool
'Cause a couple of plates that were under the ground
Bumped into each other while they moved around
They started one little quake and we all went pale
'Cause it ranked a nine-point-oh on the Richter scale.

I swam and dived all through the 3rd world country
And the risin’ tides couldn’t swallow up me
I got on a raft and I got off the shore
I turned on my camera and said time to find a higher floor
Outta the water, yo this is still bad, drinking muddy water out of a broken glass
If this is what the people of Phuket livin’ like, Hmm this boy’s getting out tonight!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The driver was submerged like he'd dived off a pier
If anything I'd say that this cab was wet
but I thought yo forget it get me out'a Phuket!

I pulled up to Red Cross bout seven or eight
I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, tidal swell, comin' lata"
Looked at my life preserver, I was finally set
Dove in my raft as the Captain of Phuket