*Sees Joeiss holding up title in ring, runs down in a chicken suit*
JR: Oh my God!! Its the GOBLEDYGOOKER!!!!
King: I thuoght Hector Guererro was dead?
*Joeiss crotches me and takes off my suit revealing clown makeup*
JR: Oh my God!! Its Doink the Clown!!!!
King: I thought he was a heroin junkie now?
*Joeiss pummels me and wipes off the clown makeup revealing skull makeup*
JR: Oh my God!! Its Papa Shango!!!!
King: I thought he was the Godfather?
*Joeiss starts vomiting green stuff and I grab the title and runs out the back into the parking lot and into a Ambulance only to be T'd up by BAB driving a Mack truck*
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