Mario likes to wack balls with oversized clubs.
Samus could use her gun-arm-thing to use as one of those trick things.
I've seen a video for NBA Street Vol. 3, and the people look very realistic. I wouldn't be amazed if they just put mario clothes on some random white guy. Or they will thug Mario up. (I'd love to see that, anyone up to the photoshop challenge?)
And you all just got Stu'd!