Welcome!
Actually I didn't read the whole thread so I don't know why we're telling bycicle stories, but I have a couple.
I cycled down a hill and managed to hit THE ONLY POLE ON THE WHOLE HILL!! I landed with my cross on the steer, which is, believe me, VERY painful.
Oh yeah, I fall once every winter when it's icy and nobody told me.
A guy I know had a GREAT bycible story, about how 1 broke down, his other one got stolen, he borrowed one, got a new one, some stranger put a lock on that one so they had to saw it off, a few days later the lock was all messed up.
You had to love how he told it, it was just great.
