Welcome Yan! Enjoy this place! You either love it or hate it...
And here's a somewhat bicycle-related story:
I was riding my bike down a hill, and losing control, I went down the sidewalk, onto the road. Still not being able to regain control, I hit the sidewalk across the road. Flying into the air, I...hit a wall head on, badly hurting my wrist (and head).
2 weeks pass, and my wrist still hurts a little. Then, while playing football as a goalie, I step on the ball and fall on my bad wrist. I go see a doctor, and he says that it'll be fine. The next day, playing football again, I score a goal, and trip over my cousin who's celebrating. Fall on my bad wrist. I go to a hospital to find that
I've been living with a broken wrist for 2 weeks.
*Waits for people to say that this isn't bicycle related*