none of your dreams will ever...EVER...compare to mine...mine are so twisted in weirdness that they're unexplaiunable, like this one dream i had last week, which i remember as though i was acually there...
...i was in sydney, austrlia (even though the cars were driving on the right side of the road) when all of a sudden a car accident happened and killed some guy on the sidewalk, a few moments after the crash has been cleaned up, the man on the ground (was still there) was eaten by a pig (yes a pig!
) and somehow turned into a zombie (can't explain...so don't ask). He started to chase me down the street (me of all people for some reason) while i was throwing everything that i had in my way at him. eventually i climbed on someone's balcony, but there was a doberman there gaurding it, fortunatly he didn't see me, so i got off the balcony quickly. being on the balcony has gotten me enough time to get away from the zombie and run into a building...turns out the building was abondoned and inside were alot of bats and the building was lit by torches. i ran to the end of the hall way and looked back only to find that the zombie had found me but this time he talked to me and said "i only want to talk" so we talked (don't remember what about) and became friends (
). after we finished talking we saw that the TMNT (yes, those green guys...all 4 of them) were coming to kill us both, and while showing off their weapons while running towards us, they killed each other (lianardo sliced the other turtle's head open, then his own) by accident. a few moments after they all fell to the ground, the pig (the same pig) came out of nowhere and ate them one by one and they got up as zombies...friendly zombies. after we all had a talk, we tried to escape from the building, but the way we came in was blocked. so we tried escaping through a window in one of the apartments. as we opened the door (coincidentally the only door on that floor) there was a fence and behind it was a female vampire (looks like the ones in Van Helsing the movie). me and the zombies checked to see if she was awake and put a rat (or some other animal, can't remember) inside the fence through a dog door at the bottom of it and she ate the animal in a second. in started talking to my zombie freidns about finding another way out, when all of a sudden the vampire spoke (can't remember exact wording) she told us that she had faught with her husband, dracula (which looks like dracula from Ragnarok online), and that if we get dracula and her back together, she will let us through. as i was going to open the door back into the hallway, it opened on its own, and there stood dracula (which had a face of Snoop-dog, and he was smoking a pipe or something
). after talking to dracula for some time, i had convinced him to get back together with his wife. the wife was greatful and let us all through....
...and that was one of my dreams.
i have another dream...but i'm too lazy to type it up
