[Typhoid]

My cat (Technically my brothers) is so sneaky its not funny. it will creep up on you, and pounce on the back of your head as it sees fit. If it deems your head pounce-worthy, your getting cat-faced.

But something I love about that cat (still semi-annoying) is it will come charging through the hallway, turn into the kitchen, and run into the dishwasher, then walk away like nothing had happened, and it was all planned out and coordinated to a T. Like it served a purpose, on that very moment, at that very second, to slam head on into a dishwasher.

One time, it found its ay into the fridge (No clue how, but it must have got in while my brothers roomate left the door open) but I went in to get me and my brother a Gatorade, and as soon as I opened the door, my face got pounced upon. It was a classic moment of hilarity and facial bleeding.